Wednesday, 27 May 2009
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Why I have sworn off blue eyed men
By Guest blogger Loonsounds
Why I have sworn off blue eyed men
Yep, I am taking a permanent break from blue eyed men, and it's because I detect a pattern. Blue eyed men, with me anyway, tend to be heartbreakers one way or another, and it always goes down that way, always.
And even worse than that is that I don't think I have ever dated a man who didn't have blue eyes! I don't know why...it definitely is not as if I go around looking for blue eyed men. But they have all been blue eyed mens. Its the strangest thing.
Colin/blonde/blue
My exhusband/reddish blonde/blue
My ex that I never talk about (nickname 'Crazy')/blonde/blue
The sacred soulmate/blonde/blue
Lenny (cunninglingus pro Lenny, is that going to get censored?)/ blonde/blue
Charley (the one who taught me)/red/blue
BUNCHa HEARTBRKers every one of them!
Without a doubt it is true that blue eyed men are gorgeous, no matter what else, with those eyes they are gorgeous, for example:
and then there is McDreamy, who has always been hot, surely ever since he was a baby
Or here is a new one I like
and of course I have no idea how anyone could choose Jack over SAWYER?
and one of my super favorites (of course he is a LEO...that is the other thing...too many LEOS!) oh but he is so sweet looking, mmm mmm mmmm
and I have always loved this guy
and this red haired gentleman who only gets sexier with every passing year
Sooooooooooooooooo!
Yes these men look very fantastic, but watch out people, hide your hearts from them. Why?
I have concluded that if a man has blue eyes, then he is cool-hearted. And cool. And cold! And that is just the way it is! Women too.
You people, your hearts just never melt. And it's no wonder, because all you have to do is stand around and look drop dead gorgeous every day, but still...
Officially I am opening my heart now to the possiblity of dark eyed men, come on guys, help me out while I am still between blue eyed men, it's urgent! Bring me some WARM dark eyes; you guys are totally hot too, why do you always hide from me? It is not as if I am one of those blued eyed heart breakers, my eyes are black!
So come on, dark eyes, I'm waiting right here for you
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Comments (21)
This argument is a non sequitur
If you haven't dated any men without blue eyes, then there isn't reasonable evidence to suggest that blue eyes, or characteristics associated with them are to blame.
the one common factor in all of your failed relationships is you.
$0.02
@jeffgodofbiskuts - You're not taking this a little too serious, are you?
I agree! I always thought it was just me with this weird trend, but all the guys I've dated or crushed on with blue eyes were horrible to me. But all the guys with brown or green or hazel have been wonderful (to an extent, of course! They are exes for a reason.)
Of course, this isn't to say that *all* blue-eyed guys are terrible, terrible men... but still, it's quite a strange coincidence.
couldn't agree more with ya'....
I've sworn off guys whose names start with the little J. ha ha. (Or atleast the name John)
@Flirt_off - I just feel it is necessary to defend those helpless guys who, like me, were unduly cursed with blue eyes.
As a guy with blueish eyes I take a little exception to this. I'm not a heart breaker. Then again I have hazel mixed in their too, maybe that is what keeps me from breaking hearts. Anyhoo, this post is super funny. I love your sense of humor.
@I_Am_Twilight - That's pretty much everyone born between 1978 and 1989!
@jeffgodofbiskuts - Ah, I see.
@jeffgodofbiskuts - lol, it blows my mind when somebody takes a post of mine that seriously.
@Madgefan298 - yeah, thanks. I am just fooling around, obviously, actually what I am doing is continuing to flirt with blue eyed men! The smart ones reealize that, and I only want to flirt with the smart guys anyway.
@tjordanm - LOL good one!
I'm still trying to figure out what colour my eyes are. My Driver License and Passport say "hazel". What does hazel mean?
@Loonsounds - i find that often the best response to sarcasm is sarcasm. sometimes my humor is lost on people.
@hapax23 - I don't know. Can you post us a close up? All I can say is that lighteyed men are all dangerous, blue or no blue ;
@jeffgodofbiskuts - hey whose bein sarcastic round here?
I love fair haired blue eyed men!! I loved your photos!!
Haha. I haven't dated a man with blue eyes. Maybe it's because I have blue eyes and subconsciously I'm trying to get something different.
I have brown eyes as well, but I have to say that I am a dead sucker for blue eyes. I can only think of maybe one boyfriend that I've dated that has had brown eyes. Most of them are all blue eyed. :P
oh those blue eyed men...
There might be something to that, one of more notorious, philandering ex had blue-eyes. Personally, I like looking at them but I don't really care for dating them.
Oh so that is why I'm a bastard... my eyes.
@Parsimony - they're scary aren't they? in a way...
@Curse_of_Greyface - hehhehheh
@sunshine62103 - oh! my achin heart...
@watersedge62 - hello kindred!